![]() ![]() Plies, maybe if you pose as Kirk Franklin you can get into heaven after all. He said he’s using your music to set the mood for hell. Plies, Juvenile called and said he gonna fuck you up for telling everybody you was him so you could get your foot in the front door. Plies, you set Black folks back 150 years. Plies, your real name is Algernod Lanier Washington. Plies, the sooner you do something to get yourself locked up, the better off the music industry will be. Plies, Radio had a better looking grill than you. I really did not want to even give him the time of day in my blog however, my abhorrence for this guy is so strong, I could not leave him unroasted. Let’s just say if someone was hollerin’ at me like Plies for some Becky, all demanding and such, the next thing he would be hollerin’ for is an ambulance. But Google “What is Becky plies” and you too will know if you don’t already). And believe me, I want to press charges.Īnd then this fool comes out with this new song “Becky.” I was totally bothered upon hearing this trash, but imagine my irritation when I found out exactly what Becky is. The only time I was able to sit through a full four minutes of this soundtrack from a modern day minstrel was the first time that I heard his “Bust it Baby.” I sat there listening in a stupidity-induced coma as my ears were raped and my time and brain cells were stolen. I mean really, what can I say? He roasts himself each time he opens his nasty ass mouth. Katt, if you needed the money that bad, why didn’t you pawn your pimp cup or your Dipset chain? Boom. Katt, looks like you sweated out your press running from the police. Katt, your hair is looking a bit UN-luxurious, don't you agree? Boom. Katt, Take your own advice and have some SELF esteem, its esteem of yo’ muthaeffin self! Boom. And in your own words, “Don’t worry… I’ll wait!” Come on! And Katt, I’m going to need you to let me know why you thought this was a smart thing to do. Either way, no excuse for him to use a crowbar and illegally enter someone’s home. Say what? That’s it? Unless he’s getting done dirty on all his stand-up DVD deals and movie appearances, I would think that Katt wouldn’t be hurting for 3.5 Gs, unless, like OJ, these items had some sentimental value. OMG, are you serious!Īccording to CNN News, Katt is accused of stealing $3,500 worth of jewelry and collectible coins from a rural west Georgia home. But what brought me to laugh even harder is this fool’s mug shot (see above). What in the name of tomfoolery is going on? Is there some new trend out there where celebrities just break in to folks home and steal for sport? First, OJ (and please don’t even start me on the list of idiotic things he’s done) and now Katt Williams? I mean to be real, this hurts my heart because this is a man that I genuinely find to be hilarious and Pimp Chronicles can still bring the laughter-induced tears to my eyes.
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